Top 10 Xmas Songs of All Time

It’s time to pour yourself some eggnog and face the bitterness of another holiday season. Most xmas songs are blatant cash grabs or deeply problematic, but there are some that really capture the bleak hopelessness that only the holidays can bring! So this year, skip the Michael Bublé, and ruin xmas with these holiday classics:

10. NOFX – Xmas Has Been X’ed

9. The Damned – There Ain’t No Sanity Claus

8. Venom – Black Xmas

7. Blink 182 – I Won’t Be Home for Christmas

A Dude Ranch-era Blink song is better than anything that came after Scott left the band.

6. The Ramones – Merry Christmas (I Don’t Want To Fight Tonight)

The best Ramones xmas song is a tie between this and “Danny Says”.

5. Murder City Devils – Dead By Christmas

A gritty cover of the prophetic Hanoi Rocks song.

4. Tom Waits – Christmas Card From A Hooker In Minneapolis

3. The Kinks – Father Christmas

2. The Vandals – Oi To the World!

1. The Pogues – Fairytale of New York

Honorable Mentions:

FEAR – Fuck Christmas

The Toy Dolls – Credit Crunch Christmas

Descendents – Christmas Vacation